Thursday 31 May 2012
Sunday 27 May 2012
Saturday 26 May 2012
Running late for dance lessons. Kids are dawdling. I'm shouting. Eva is forcing some crocodile tears.
Dad: Crying isn't going to help. Just be quicker.
Eva: You're making me cry.
Dad: You're making yourself cry.
Eva: Well, I'm trying to have good intentions!
Thursday 24 May 2012
Wednesday 23 May 2012
Sunday 20 May 2012
Dad: Oh yeah, I see it.
Eva: Is a Mini Kooker?
Dad: No Eva. It's called a Mini Cooper.
Saturday 19 May 2012
Tom: Dad, how come pistols never run out of bullets.
Dad: They do run out.
Tom: Well machine guns don't because on that game there's those two circles.
Dad: The infinity symbol? It's not real life Tom! You can't magic up infinity bullets.
Sunday 13 May 2012
Tom: Can they?
Eva: And when owls eat mice they spit out the eye balls and skeletons. But they keep the skin and the bits inside. Also, they eat other owls and they keep the beaks as spares.
Mom: Wow Eva, that's very interesting.
Saturday 12 May 2012
Thursday 10 May 2012
Wednesday 9 May 2012
Tuesday 8 May 2012
Mom is reading the Easter story to Eva. Has recounted how two others joined Jesus on crosses.
Eva: Were they all on the same team?
Mom: No Eva, they were crucified for breaking the laws.
Eva: What is crucified?
Mom: Have you even been listening to the story so far?