Thursday, 31 May 2012
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Saturday, 26 May 2012
Running late for dance lessons. Kids are dawdling. I'm shouting. Eva is forcing some crocodile tears.
Dad: Crying isn't going to help. Just be quicker.
Eva: You're making me cry.
Dad: You're making yourself cry.
Eva: Well, I'm trying to have good intentions!
Thursday, 24 May 2012
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Dad: Oh yeah, I see it.
Eva: Is a Mini Kooker?
Dad: No Eva. It's called a Mini Cooper.
Saturday, 19 May 2012
Tom: Dad, how come pistols never run out of bullets.
Dad: They do run out.
Tom: Well machine guns don't because on that game there's those two circles.
Dad: The infinity symbol? It's not real life Tom! You can't magic up infinity bullets.
Sunday, 13 May 2012
Tom: Can they?
Eva: And when owls eat mice they spit out the eye balls and skeletons. But they keep the skin and the bits inside. Also, they eat other owls and they keep the beaks as spares.
Mom: Wow Eva, that's very interesting.
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Thursday, 10 May 2012
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Mom is reading the Easter story to Eva. Has recounted how two others joined Jesus on crosses.
Eva: Were they all on the same team?
Mom: No Eva, they were crucified for breaking the laws.
Eva: What is crucified?
Mom: Have you even been listening to the story so far?