Eva: When you die you lose your memory.
Saturday 30 November 2013
Wednesday 20 November 2013
Friday 1 November 2013
Sunday 22 September 2013
Sunday 15 September 2013
Monday 19 August 2013
Tom walks into the room wearing a peculiar key chain.
Dad: Tom, what's on your belt?
Tom: Oh, it's a key chain that Zac gave me. It's a ghost that glows in the dark.
Dad: It doesn't look like a ghost to me. It looks like a giant sperm!
Tom: No, its a ghost. What's a sperm anyway?
Dad: Male reproductive cells. And it's definitely a sperm.
Tom: Mom, Zac gave me this, it's a ghost isn't it?
Mom: Well.... I did get it for Zac from a reproductive health booth at work. So it's not a ghost.
Dad: Bwahahaha haha.
Tom: *Rips it off his belt* I can't believe Zac gave this to me.
Eva: I'll have it.
Thursday 8 August 2013
Tom: How did Elvis Presley die?
Dad: He had a heart attack... on the toilet.
Tom: You can't have a heart attack on the toilet.
Dad: You can have a heart attack anywhere.
Tom: But there's no one to surprise you when you're on the toilet?
Dad: You don't get heart attacks from being surprised. You get them because your heart fails.
Tom: Dad, I learned a card trick off the Internet. Can I try it on you?
Dad: Oh God, do I have to?
Tom: Pick a card, don't show it to me.
*I pick 9 of clubs*
Tom: Now put it back in the deck. And cut the deck.
*Tom pulls out the 10 of diamonds*
Tom: Is this your card?
Dad: No. Definitely not.
Tom: Oh. You must have done that wrong.
Dad: No, YOU did that wrong. Great trick.
Wednesday 31 July 2013
Monday 29 July 2013
Saturday 18 May 2013
Saturday 11 May 2013
Saturday 20 April 2013
Monday 8 April 2013
Saturday 23 March 2013
Thursday 7 March 2013
Wednesday 30 January 2013
<p dir=ltr>Eva: Jesus was born in Bethlehem wasn't he dad? <br>
Dad: Yes, do you know where that is? In Israel, in the Middle East. <br>
Tom: If Jesus is from the Middle East, why is he white? <br>
Dad: Who says he was white? <br>
Tom: All the pictures show he's white. <br>
Dad: Pictures painted by white Europeans hundreds of years ago obviously portrayed him white. <br>
Eva: Yeah Tom, he was actually peachy black. </p>