Christian pirate

Eva is reading me a book about pirates and shipwrecks.

Eva: And pirate Sam Beard attacked a Brit..., Brit..., Dad what's this word.
Dad: It's what you are.
Eva: Christian?
Dad: No Eva, British.

Spatula degree

Eva: When I'm older, how do I get a job that makes lots of money?
Dad: You need to start with a bachelor degree.
Eva: That thing you use to stir food?
Dad: No Eva, that's a spatula. I said bachelor.

How many libs do you weigh?

Tom: When you blow up this ball, how donor know when it gets to seven libs?
Dad: What is a lib?
Tom: Look here, it says libs.
Dad: It says lbs. That's short for pounds.