Disco Jesus

Boney M Christmas music is playing on the music channel

Dad: Oh look Eva, that song was released in 1978. What else happened in 1978.
Eva: Jesus was born!
Dad: No! I was born!

Get outta my dreams

Dad: You kids are taking way too long to get ready in the morning.  You need to get out of bed when I ask you.
Eva: But what if I'm having a nice dream and want to keep it?

Water fight

It's cold and rainy.

Eva:  Dad, can I go outside and use my water balloons.
Dad: No.