Monday 3 August 2020

Pet spider

Emelia: I have a pet.
Nanny: Do you? What kind?
Emelia: A pet spider. 
Nanny: Oh, what's your spider's name?
Emelia: Go Away Please

Monday 3 February 2020

Cold sore

Mom: Eva, can you get me the coleslaw out of the fridge, please? 

Eva: It's weird that it has the same name as that gross thing you get on your lips.

Mom: Eva, that's a cold sore, not coleslaw.

Eva: Dad, you're gonna put that on Kidlarious aren't you?

Dad: Yep.