Wiffy

Tom is watching Star Trek.

Tom: I didn't know is that Wiffy Goldberg was in this show.
Dad: It's Whoopy, Whoopy Goldberg.

Wake up

Emelia: I stayed in bed and didn't wake up. And I didn't wake down.

Where's your brain?

Me: Emelia, are you clever?
Emelia: Yes.
Me: Where's your big brain? Is it in your head?
Emelia: No, in my face.