Saturday 1 February 2014

Indiana Jones

Eva: Is Indiana Jones Indian?
Mom: No Eva, it's just a name.

Cat sapiens

Tom: Dad, do dogs have a proper name?
Dad: Yes, Canis familiaris I think. It's Latin.
Mom: People are called Homo sapiens.
Tom: So are cats called Cat sapiens?
Dad: No Tom.

Heavenly food

Tom: In heaven, do you eat food?
Dad: I don't know. I've never been to heaven.