Clever Hans

Christmastime. Watching Die Hard

Dad: Ooooh, the bad guy.
Tom: Yeah, Hans Graveshaw.
Dad: Who?
Tom: Graveshaw? That's how you pronounce it right?
Dad: Gruber. Hans Gruber.

Santa's snack

Christmastime

Mom: What drink should we leave for Santa? Milk, sherry?
Eva: Water.