Monday 23 December 2019


Emelia: All grown ups start off as children.
Me: Do they? 
Emelia: And before that, they're babies in their mommy's tummy. 
Me: Wow, so you were in your mommy's tummy? 
Emelia: I was adopted. 
Me: Whoa, that's news to me! 

Saturday 14 December 2019

Slippy the reindeer

Listening to Xmas songs. Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer comes on.

Wend: Emelia, do you know the names of all the reindeer? 

Emelia: Yeah, "Slippy". 

Wend: There's no reindeer named "Slippy"! 


Eva: This chicken is still a bit pink inside. Does that mean I'll get chlamydia?

Tom: What? I think you mean salmonella.

Eva: Oh ya. But can chickens get chlamydia?