Meaner

Teacher: Tom, does your dad ever tell you to eat all your food up?
Tom: Yes, but he says it meaner, like "Eat all your food now or you'll go to bed!"

Genie

Tom: Dad, I'm a genie at maths.
Dad: I think you mean genius.

I see dead people cars

Tom: Look Dad, a limo!
Eva: Oh ya, it's a dead people car.
Dad: No Eva, that's something different.