Doing the washing machine

Watching Top Gun with the kids.  It's the Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis love scene.

Eva: Ewwww, Maverick put his tongue in her mouth.
Tom: Yeah, he's doing the washing machine with his tongue (he then make a crude noise).

Dogs don't drive

Eva: Look Dad, the neighbour has a lot of cars.  There are four of them.
Dad: Yes Eva. Everyone in that house has their own car.
Eva: You mean, their dog drives a car?
Dad: No Eva, there are four PEOPLE in that house.  Dogs don't drive cars.