My two kids say kidlarious things.
*Watching a music video, "Jolene" covered by Miley Cyrus.
Dad: I knew several girls growing up in Canada named Jolene.
Tom: And men too!
Dad: No. Men are not named Jolene.
*Watching a Gary Barlow concert recording
Dad: I bet there were a lot of aroused women in the audience that night.
Eva: Yeah, like you Dad.