My two kids say kidlarious things.
I'm shouting to Eva who's in the bath.
Dad: Eva, have you washed your hair and put conditioner on?
Eva: I'm conditionering it right now!
We're listening to Europe's 80s rock ballad, Carrie.
Eva: Is he saying Jerry?
Dad: No, Carrie. A girl's name.
Eva: Ohhhh, Harry.