Friday 28 July 2017

Death due to oldness

Eva: How old were you when your Nan died?
Mom: Oh, around 12 I think.
Eva: Did your Nan just die of oldness?

Sunday 23 July 2017

Like a virgin

Eva: Mom, my teacher is a virgin.
Mom: Your teacher told you she's a virgin?
Eva: Yeah, she doesn't eat meat.
Mom: You mean a vegan. Not a virgin!

Thursday 6 July 2017

Going abroad

Dad: I might have a rum and coke.
Tom: Oh Dad, you're going abroad with the captain?
Dad: Uhm, the expression is "Setting sail with Captain Morgan".