Who are you?

Eva: Is Doctor Who real?
Mom: No Eva, he's not.
Eva: Is his name Doctor Who because he tells jokes?

Take me to your leader

*While driving*

Eva: I just saw a green man?
Mom: A green man?
Eva: Yeah the green man from that movie on a poster.
Mom: You mean Yoda?
Eva: Yeah. 

Verily I say to thee, "thou art drunk"!

Tom: How was the bus ride home dad?

Dad: A bit irritating as there was a really drunk old man who kept shouting at people.

Tom: Did he look like Thor?

Dad: No Tom, he looked like an old man.

We're all (super) friends here.

After watching a Justice League cartoon.

Tom: “Where does Superman live?”
Dad: “In the Fortress of Solitude.”
Eva: “And Batman lives in a bat house.”

Luke, there is a good chance I am your father.

Tom: “Dad, do you like Star Wars?”
Dad: “Yes. But I don't like watching it as often as you.”
Eva: “I don't like it cuz there's no girls in it. Only Luke Skywater.”

Your mission, if you choose to accept it...

Commercials come on television and Tom sees one for Tom Cruise's new movie.

Tom: “Is that Mission Without Permission?”
Dad: “It's called Mission Impossible.”

When he's older, I'll explain how dad has to go on a Mission Without Permission when mom's not in the mood.

There's something about Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Eva is singing something that sounds a lot like Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Dad: "Eva, what are you singing?"
Eva: Sings to the Thriller tune "Gorillaaaaa, Gorillaaaaa"

I tried to correct her.  Not sure she believed me.  At least it ryhmes.

The Force is not strong in this one.

We're deciding on the evening's movie entertainment.

Eva: “Mom, what's that movie that Tom likes to watch...you know...with the lightsabers.”
Mom: “Star Wars?”
Eva: “Yeah, I don't want to watch that movie this afternoon.”

Holy moly Batman! Are we related?

The kids are watching the camp 1960s Batman television show

Eva: "Is that Batman? Who is the other guy?"
Dad: “It's Robin.”
Eva: “Are they brothers?”
Dad: "No Eva, they're just super friends."

I did not dare try to explain why Adam West kept as his ward a fully grown, but rather small Burt Ward.

The Thriller

Kids are watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video on television and asking dad a thousand questions. How Eva pronounced this one was kid-larious.

Eva: "Are there any girl zompees?"