Friday, 22 June 2012
Mom: Aww, she's clinging on like a little monkey.
Tom: Not really. A monkey would bite her face off.
Friday, 15 June 2012
Gods of 1971
Watching a movie about Zeus, Perseus, etc.
Dad: Tom, with all these gods, where do you think this movie is set?
Tom: Afghanistan? In 1971?
Dad: No Tom. Greece. About 4000 years ago.
Mom: What kinds of seeds?
Eva: Beans, lettuce and tuna. But how the hell do you grow tuna?
Mom: Do you mean petunias?
Eva: Oh ya.
Let's talk about sex
Mom: Have a good day at school kids, gives me a kiss.
Dad: (to Mom) Where's my kiss?
Tom: Dad, come on! We don't want to hear any sexual talk.
Eva: Mom, you know when rain falls when it's hard, they're like rain cubes.
Mom: That's hail Eva.
Eva: I know it's hail. My friend calls them rain cubes.
Dad: Your "friend" huh?
Friday, 8 June 2012
Dog walk attire
What Eva put on when I said we were walking the dog.
Phew, we know what she looks like.
Mom's away on a business trip.
Eva: Phew, we still know what mom looks like because there's a photo of her here.
Dad: You needed a photo to remind you?
Eva: Yeah. I hope she remembers what we look like.
Ring ring - And now, our life story
Thursday, 7 June 2012
Be free feet
Tom's common "let your feet hang free" sleeping position.
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Ouch, that stings
Dad: Kids, let’s hurry up, the weather is getting worse.
Some kid: Yeah Tom, hurry up, or you’ll get stung by lightning.
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
Dad: Why is that?
Eva: Because it's on the law.
Dad: I think you mean against the law.
Saturday, 2 June 2012
I shall call you, "Jacob"
Eva: Mom, you should call Tom, "Jacob".
Eva: Because Tom and Mom rhyme. I call Tom and you answer. If I call you, Tom answers. It's confusing.
Mom: His name is Tom. End of.
Tom: Who is Jacob?
Friday, 1 June 2012
Tom: Why was that boy on the bus by himself?
Dad: He's going to school.
Tom: By himself!?
Dad: I did by myself when I was younger.
Eva: Because you listened? I'm learning to listen. Can I take the bus to school?