Thursday 8 August 2013

Surprises lead to heart attacks

Tom: How did Elvis Presley die?
Dad: He had a heart attack... on the toilet.
Tom: You can't have a heart attack on the toilet.
Dad: You can have a heart attack anywhere.
Tom: But there's no one to surprise you when you're on the toilet?
Dad: You don't get heart attacks from being surprised. You get them because your heart fails.

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