Why they really like porridge.

Eva's labelled the brown sugar.

Beard cake

Eva: Look at my muscles Dad. I have a six pack
Dad: Oh yeah? Well I have a beer cake.
Eva: Haha. You have a beard cake.

Movie time

Eva: Dad, the movie just went off.
Dad: You touched the remote buttons again didn't you?
Eva: Yes.

Ancestor

Tom: Dad, what is incest?
Dad: Um. It's where blood relatives have an inappropriate romantic relationship.
Tom: Oh. I thought it meant ancestors.
Dad: You don't want to get those terms mixed up.

Yorkie

On a walk

Eva: Look Dad it's a Yorkshire terrier.
Dad: Where do you think the Yorkshire terrier originally comes from?
Eva: France.
Dad: The hint is in the name Eva.

Jolene...please don't be a man.

*Watching a music video, "Jolene" covered by Miley Cyrus.

Dad: I knew several girls growing up in Canada named Jolene.
Tom: And men too!
Dad: No. Men are not named Jolene.

Gary Barlow is arousing

*Watching a Gary Barlow concert recording

Dad: I bet there were a lot of aroused women in the audience that night.
Eva: Yeah, like you Dad.
Dad: Huh?

Sour cream and vegetables.

Eva: My lunch is ready. I have my sandwich treat and fruit.
Dad: Fruit?
Eva: Yeah, the sour cream and onion crisps.
Dad: Crisps aren't vegetables.
Eva: Sure they are.

Dentism

Tom: When I'm older I could study dentalism.
Dad: It's dentistry son.

Ketchup...again

Dad: Do you want mayo or mustard on your roast beef sandwich?
Eva: Neither. I want ketchup.
Dad: You don't put ketchup on roast beef.
Eva: I do.

Belly dancer

Eva: The baby is crawling onto the table like a belly dancer.
Mom: Belly dancer?
Eva: Yeah, belly dancers crawl on tables at the pub.
Tom: You mean a lap dancer!

Live long and prosper

While watching Star Trek.

Eva: Oh no, that elf just died.
Dad: It's a Vulcan Eva, not an elf.

Bud taste

Eva: This food is on my bud taste.
Mom: Taste buds Eva.

1958

Eva is drawing a diagram and instructions for a time machine.

Eva: Dad, the time machine doesn't go back earlier than 1958.

Dad: Why not?

Eva: So you don't get eaten by dinosaurs.

Clever Hans

Christmastime. Watching Die Hard

Dad: Ooooh, the bad guy.
Tom: Yeah, Hans Graveshaw.
Dad: Who?
Tom: Graveshaw? That's how you pronounce it right?
Dad: Gruber. Hans Gruber.

Santa's snack

Christmastime

Mom: What drink should we leave for Santa? Milk, sherry?
Eva: Water.

Cevarian

Eva: Do you know anyone who's had a cevarian?
Dad: What?
Eva: Where the mom's belly is cut.
Dad: Eva, it's called a cesarean.

Eckilepsy

Tom: Dad, do you know that King Tut had eckilepsy?
Dad:  No I didn't. But don't you mean epilepsy?

Bravo

Eva: Blavo Tom, Blavo.
Dad: The word is bravo Eva. Not Blavo.

Buffalo

Tom: Is a male cow a buffalo?