A hard off gentlemen is walking down the street carrying an almost empty bottle of strong alcoholic cider.
Dad: Kids, that's a shame that the man is so dependent on alcohol that's got a bottle of cider at 8 am.
Tom: Maybe it's not for him. It could be a gift/
Dad: You think he's going to give a 3/4 drunk bottle of cheap booze to someone else as a present?
Dad: Don't ever get me a present like that!