My two kids say kidlarious things.
Dad: Eva, we're going to the park. You can't wear that necklace. It's not safe.
Eva: I'm wearing it because I was talking to God upstairs.
Dad: Oh really?
Eva: Yeah. I was saying (whispers), "God, I wish you a Merry Christmas".
I'm sure God smiled back at you Eva and wished you a merry merry Christmas right back. Love you little girl!